Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The End of the World as we know it...

Is it or isn't it the next Great Depression? If you look at the figures then we are, to put it simply, no where near the levels of unemployment or drops in housing prices seen even in the first year of the Great Depression, but it is certainly one of the most precarious situations that the modern banking system (in all its complex incomprehensibility) has seen.

Did the banking system get itself into this mess? Yes is the simple answer. But certain factors are not helping. One is the relatively new accounting system of assets appearing on accounts at market values, which means that, as the assets go down in value, the bank is obliged to sell more of the assets to get rid of the bad assets on the balance sheet, adding yet further to the slide in prices of these assets, making yet more firms sell, causing a further slide. The other problem is that no-one knows what the debt they are actually holding is... In the good old days, you went to your bank manager, whom you knew, you asked for a loan and if they trusted you to pay it back and liked your parents, or something like that, then you got one, and if they didn't then you didn't... This meant that if you defaulted, then the bank manager could come and speak to you to find out what was happening... In the new system, no-one knows who they have leant money to, and therefore no-one knows what the chance of being paid back really is...

Everyone talks about these huge sums of money that we just can't understand, billions, trillions etc, but it is very unlikely that 100 percent of people in the American sub-prime market will default on their mortgages, in fact, if we are to remain realistic, even in a worst case scenario it is likely that at least half of these mortgages will be paid back...

So, what am I saying...? Basically that, though everyone is very worried about Congress "giving" Wall Street $700 billion it is very unlikely that, in the long run, it will cost that, and it is even feasible that it could prove to be a very profitable investment for the US taxpayer... So, as an interested party abroad, my message to Congress is simple, hurry up and ratify the "bail-out".

And, if you want a piece of escapism from all this doom and gloom you could do worse than watch the ridiculous, and very silly film (probably one of Audrey Hepburn's worst, but it is so bad it is good): Paris When it Sizzles... Obviously very close to my heart for many reasons, mainly, a love of the ridiculous, Audrey Hepburn and Paris...

Until next time dahlings, that was me (with a slightly different topic)...


Monday, September 29, 2008

Another fabulous day, another fabulous friend...

The weekend is once again over, and back to work I go. I have only one day left at the fabulous little restaurant Le Jardinier, and tonight, as a rather nice surprise I have a big group of friends coming for dinner. One of them, KC, is coming to Paris for just a couple of nights, visiting from the Philippines. We will not be seeing her again for quite a long time, maybe not before the wedding, so hopefully I will be able to spend some time with them all, though restaurants being what they are I imagine I will be lucky...

My new job, which I will be starting properly on Wednesday (no rest for the wicked...or something like that) is at Le Gallopin, a beautiful brasserie de luxe (pictured above) dating from 1876. It is classically parisian and will be very, very hard work, but worth it, and hopefully a pleasure to work in. I really don't feel like moving jobs again in the near future...!

Will let you know how it all pans out...

Until next time dahlings, that was me...


Sunday, September 28, 2008

Women are crazy...

I don't really have anything much more to say other than the title of this post, but let's be frank, they are...

I am not saying that men are comprehensible in any way whatsoever, but at least, as a general rule they are pretty simple. Their motivations are never particularly complicated. Women however... Well before I alienate my whole readership I will stop there, but let's just say that dearest F has been very bemusing for the past half hour.

She has been accusing me of stopping her blogging (by having music on in the background and talking to her) and of stealing her thing (blogging). This would all be well and good, but for the fact that it was her that encouraged me to start a blog as an outlet for my supposed talent in writing... It is true that she also told me I would be incapable of keeping it going consistently, which I have more or less proved her right in, but that isn't the point...

Just by posting this I will probably get in trouble, it is not like we are fighting about it, she is just being a little possessive... Looks like we need to get a new computer, or get one of our old ones fixed...

Until next time dahlings, that was me...

Friday, September 26, 2008

Wedding responsibilities...

Future grooms, as a general rule, tend not to take a great deal of interest in the wedding that is being planned around them and are given limited responsibility. This may be justified, or may not, quite frankly this depends on the man. Most women though, are perfectly happy to leave the status quo in place and get on with things without too much consultation.

(I happen to be one of the most opinionated people I know and therefore don't necessarily let my darling F get on with things in the peace I am sure she somtimes yearns...)

But one of the things that remains the groom's responsibility is the Honeymoon. This is of course, no small responsibility... After all, everyone needs a good holiday after the stress of wedding planning (at least that is how I view the honeymoon... F and I have been living in sin for a year now.)

So, I am going to ask you all for help with suggestions for fabulous honeymoon locations, bearing in mind, budget (we are on one), we are starting in Europe, and our wedding is at the end of June. Please, please, please help...

Until next time dahlings, that was me...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Merde Alors...

So, the new job, which was meant to offer the whole new lease of life to not only my finances but my career, sucks... This is to put it simply. The whole package was mis-represented to me... I am therefore going to be quitting sooner rather than later, though of course this means that I will be starting yet another new job... Oh joy!

One of the problems is that I actually really like my boss, and the restaurant is, as mentioned previously, lovely, but I simply cannot afford to do the hours they are expecting of me... I mean, I write my blog too little as it is...

Just to repeat myself, in case you didn't pick up on the point of this particular entry... Merde alors! It is with great pleasure, that finally, after many hours of editing (if you believe I have been at this for hours then you will believe anything...) I have come up with the title and theme. Not to mention the fact that I am getting to use a fabulous French phrase (and some astounding alliteration...) Look at me go, one would almost think that I could write...

Enough already.

Dahlings, until next time, that was me...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

She was right... she normally is...

So, F was, as usual, right. (I am not sure that publicly admitting this, in front of whoever wishes to see, is a particularly good idea, but admit it I must...)

I am a horrible blogger, and readers (all 3 and a half of you) I most sincerely apologise.

Now that that is out of the way, onto more interesting matters... Firstly, as you may know if you read F's blog, I have a new job, at a very cute restaurant in 9th arrondisement so please feel free to come and visit me whenever any of you are in Paris. The restaurant is called Le Jardinier and as you will see on the site is fabulous, and all the more so now, as, yes, you guessed it... I now work there.

I started today and though it was very quiet I think that it is going to suit me very nicely, though we will see. This last year has shown me more than ever that I need to try and move away from the restaurant industry, and not particularly because I don't love it, as often I do, but more because I am growing up and I don't see a way of becoming the owner of somewhere in the next three to five years, particularly with the current "situation" in the world economy, and I don't want to be "that guy" who is still waiting tables at 40 because nothing else fell into his lap.

Other than that, wedding plans are starting to get going, and it is just a matter of time before we have to really try and tighten our belts, and start saving some serious money.... Hopefully!

Time I was in bed, but,

Until next time dahlings (which I promise will be sooner rather than later), that was me...